Me: (thinking) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Clarence: (out loud) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Me: I WAS JUST SINGING THAT IN MY HEAD!
Clarence: Hahaha I can read your mind that's why.
Me: Oh really? What am I thinking now? (thinking) Gay gay gay.
Clarence: That I'm gay.
Me: (freezes, then O__O <--this face)...WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAA. You know me too well.
Me: spell my last name
Me: spell your last name
Me: awww :D