Nufsed

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

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also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

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callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

YES

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Oh yeah, so this happened
Me: (thinking) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Clarence: (out loud) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Me: WTF?
Clarence: What?
Me: I WAS JUST SINGING THAT IN MY HEAD!
Clarence: Hahaha I can read your mind that's why.
Me: Oh really? What am I thinking now? (thinking) Gay gay gay.
Clarence: That I'm gay.
Me: (freezes, then O__O <--this face)...WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAA. You know me too well.
;)
Me: spell my last name
Caslene: c-o-m-e-s-a-r-i-o
Me: spell your last name
Caslene: ...c-o-m-e-s-a-r-i-o
Me: awww :D