Nufsed

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

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asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

YES

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Oh yeah, so this happened
Me: (thinking) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Clarence: (out loud) I gave you all I had, you tossed it in the trash...
Me: WTF?
Clarence: What?
Me: I WAS JUST SINGING THAT IN MY HEAD!
Clarence: Hahaha I can read your mind that's why.
Me: Oh really? What am I thinking now? (thinking) Gay gay gay.
Clarence: That I'm gay.
Me: (freezes, then O__O <--this face)...WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAA. You know me too well.
;)
Me: spell my last name
Caslene: c-o-m-e-s-a-r-i-o
Me: spell your last name
Caslene: ...c-o-m-e-s-a-r-i-o
Me: awww :D